de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

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funniestpicturesdaily:

The real WMD

funniestpicturesdaily:

The real WMD


i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

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itssexualhour:

Once I was in a supermarket and I saw this really hot guy who worked there. He looked around my age and my friends dared me to go flirt with him. They actually told me what to say and I was bored so thought why not? I went up to him and asked where I could find the condoms. He took me to the isle and asked me if I needed any help choosing to which I seductively replied ‘Which ever ones you normally use’. We ended up ditching my friends and fucking in the back room

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nickiminajvevo:

a porno shot at a hardware store called ‘Home Deepthroat’ 

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burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

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funniestpicturesdaily:

Fires leave the best burns

funniestpicturesdaily:

Fires leave the best burns




emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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